Martini's Aren't For Breakfast Anymore!

Navigating the world of parenthood and dating all while trying not to drink before noon!

The Post in Which I Bitch About Being a Woman August 12, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — brookeb4 @ 2:01 pm

I try not to complain too much here. Well, I try not to complain too much in general. But right now I just have to bitch about the fact that it feels like my uterus is trying to kill me. I have an IUD, which I LOVE. I don’t so much love the fact that once a month, from anywhere between 10 minutes to 2 hours I want to rip out my uterus with my bare hands andĀ feed it to the nearest grizzly bear. During that time frame once a month, I curse mother nature, I curse man-kind, and I curse my parents for the fact that I have a uterus instead of a penis.

If I was at home, I’d pop open a bottle of wine and drink away my cramps. But, unfortunately I don’t think my employers would appreciate that. But my employers are men. So they wouldn’t understand, because they don’t have to deal with it. Aren’t the lucky….grrrrrrrrr……..