So you don’t think I spooned out my uterus August 15, 2008

I am alive! My reproductive organs are all still intact. Not that I will probably ever use them again.

I’m not feeling incredibly creative right now, so let’s just touch on some random thoughts, shall we?

*My dad has a tendency to make shit up. And an even worse tendency to totally convince my sister and I it’s the truth. She sent me a text this morning saying that Dad said Big & Rich (the country duo) had broken up because “Big” was seriously injured, due to being hit by a drunk driver. That story actually has some truth to it. I googled it and found that Big & Rich are taking a year off, so Rich can work on a solo project, and Big is resting his neck which is a reoccurring injury that acts up when he tours, because he was hit by a drunk driver many years ago. Not exactly how Dad portrayed it though. I think he may have a slight flair for the dramatic.

My dad also convinced me I was a quarter African American. Seriously. Just recently. I still really want to believe, even though I have been told otherwise.

*It’s really freaking hot here this week. It was like 100 degrees yesterday, and is supposed to get up to 104 today. And 100 tomorrow. We don’t have dry heat, so it feels like it’s approximately 874 degrees.

* I just recently discovered I have a girl crush. I fell in love with Chelsea Handler (aka Chelsea Lately) and I kind of feel like we were destined to be friends. I’m not into stalking or anything creepy like that, that’s too time consuming. But I really, really think her and I would get along famously. On my To-Do list…must read her book.  I mean, c’mon…the title already makes me think it’s the best book in the universe. It’s titled, “Are you there Vodka? It’s me, Chelsea!” Genius…

*Speaking of books…I’m totally nerding out on books right now. Leann brought me in New Moon, the 2nd book in the Twilight series. I was planning on spending this entire hotass weekend consuming it, but my great friend Jamie (Hi Jamie! I love you!) invited me over tomorrow for a pool party, complete with something called Watermelon Breeze cocktails which sound absolutely way too heavenly to pass up. Plus, I haven’t hung out with Jamie in way too long. She’s kind of one of my most favorite people. Heart of gold I tell, heart of gold!

*And among other newly developed crushes…Adam Carolla. Funniest man ever.

*Is it wrong that I get my pertinent news updates from Perez Hilton, E!, and www.pinkisthenewblog.com? Ya, I didn’t think so either.