(Before I type this post, I have to mention that I LOVE the town/area I grew up in. There happen to be a lot of rednecks there, and I happen to love them. I’m not dissing my hometown, but anyone who’s ever been there, knows that it is essentially HickVille, USA.)
I was text messaging with my sister this afternoon. This was part of our conversation:
(After a long delay with no response from my sister)
Brandi writes: Sorry, I was on the phone with Dad. He says hi, thanks for calling this weekend. He was worried sick.
Me:Pssh! I talked to him Friday!
Brandi:He’s just playing. I didn’t talk to him either. He must not have been bored.
Me: Yah! Did you know he has a new lady friend?
Brandi: Ya! And did you know we are related to her?!? LOL!
Me: (I couldn’t type for a while, I was laughing too hard)
Me: OMG, are you kidding me?
Brandi:She’s umm…Papa Cliff’s (My dads father) brother’s step daughter I think. So only by marriage. But still funny!
And that, ladies and gentleman, is reason 836 why I am from HickVille!
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LMAO!!!
AH yes,the joys of growing up in a small town!
I am so with you!
Get these 2 gems..
When my Mom & Dad were Married she was related(obviously) to my Gramma’s sister Sandy..well, when she divorced my dad and then Married my step-dad a few years later, lo and behold, she is STILL related to my Great Aunt Sandy..BUT thru my stepdads family, Uncle Ed, who is Married to Sandy..
SO me and my (half) sister have the same cousins, but we are related on different sides of the family…lmao..
AND the MOST hick thing in my life, is that My gramma is married to my Father in Law..(well, to be fair, we knew eachother first…and have been together like 3 years longer…)
So in a nutshell, I feel your pain!
LOL