Apparently I Have Been Living Under a Rock October 9, 2008

So…I just got Rickrolled for the first time. For those of you who know what I’m talking about, you know how hillarious this is the first time it happens to you and you figure it out. At least I would assume you think it is hillarious. After all, if you’re reading my blog you probably have a similar sense of humor as I do. At least that’s how I imagine you. I also imagine you have great hair, by the way! And you make a killer cocktail.

So today I decide I’m going to take a quick break and jump over to you tube to FINALLY watch the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler do Sarah and Hillary skit. So I found a link that claimed that to be the full skit and clicked on it. A few seconds into the video it stops and all of a sudden I’m watching Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” video.  Honestly, I’m kinda stoked! I love any bad 80’s music, and the video is a riot! He can’t dance at all but insists on doing it throughout the entire video and his clothes are something all on their own!

So I call over a new young rep in our office, and say, “Lookat what just happened on youtube!” And he’s like, “Ya! You got Rickrolled!” I was so confused. I was like what the hell is that?!?

So he sent me this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_roll

And here is a link to the video I was watching.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV4r7SDab4I

Breaking News…Courtesy of Captain Obvious September 24, 2008

Wow…the head lines this morning left me with my jaw hung open. Not because I was in shock, but that at all of this was deemed News Worthy.

1) Lindsey Lohan admits her and Samantha Ronson have been dating a very long time. Really? You don’t say!

2) Clay Aiken prefers boys! Again, I’m shocked.

Is anyone else totally not taken by surprise by either of these?

To take my mind off of everything September 12, 2008

I am headed to Rock Fest Lucky Number 13 in an hour and a half! Cannot wait. There are going to be a bunch of bands I have never heard of, and Kid Rock. I don’t care who else is there, but Kid Rock will be awesome. AND it was just announced that my favorite morning radio show host Adam Carolla is making a special appearance. YAY!!! I love the crap out of him. I’m going to try desperately not to throw my panties at Adam and ask him to marry me. But no promises!

Nothin’, But a Good Time! August 28, 2008

So last night I called the Ex (his name starts with B too, so we’ll just call him X) to see when to expect him on Saturday morning. He was 1) shocked that I had actually called because I much prefer to text, and 2) glad that I called because he had a question for me. A co-worker of his had been given free tickets to Poison! X said, “Now, I don’t know if this is something you’d be interested in, but I can get tickets to the Poison…” that’s where I interrupted and started screaming, “YES! YES! YES!” I think he was a little shocked by my overwhelming excitement. He said the tickets aren’t fabulous, but still…it’s BRET MICHAELS! I don’t think the amphitheater is that big, so it will be fine.

 

 

 

 

 

I need to give a big shout out (do the kids still say that these days?) to Tiffany at My Random Wisdom for giving me a heads up that Poison was even touring. Damn Rock of Love (1& 2) has led me to develop a very strange crush on Bret Michaels that I really don’t even understand. I love to make fun of him, but at the same time totally want to jump his bones. Even though he’s a total man whore. Dirty hot. Speaking of dirty hot, I’m seeing Kid Rock in a few weeks. Mmm…now he’s dirty hot. The ultimate bad boy that you know would be so much trouble, but so.much.fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Edited to add…does anyone else notice how abnormally high centered Kid’s belly button is??? Hu.

Let’s talk smut, shall we? July 17, 2008

I’ve been so busy having fun in my own life, that I feel I’ve been out of the loop of the celebrity smut. I’ve gotten somewhat caught up, and there’s a few things I’d like to discuss.

Andy Dick

I really have nothing to say about his drunken/drugged behavior (hey…who am I to judge?), but is this not the creepiest picture you’ve ever seen? Hello psychopath!

Sara Jessica Parker

De-moled? Really? After so many years, I’m shocked that she would get rid of the mole. I guess that she has had some pretty negative comments on her looks this past year, but wow. I always thought she was pretty freaking cool for not getting rid of it. That she was so confident in who she was that she didn’t care she had a large mole on her chin. Here is a before and after. Apparently the after has not been altered. I guess her new, naked chin made it’s debut at the 2008 All-Star Game.

Granted, she looks stunningly beautiful in the after picture, but that’s just the difference a nice, healthy fake tan will give you. All in all, I’m kind of bummed about the disappearance of the mole.

Fort Knox

Seriously…Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt named their son, Knox Leon. I have no problem with Vivienne Marcheline, I think it’s very pretty, and well…very them. But Knox…well, it just sounds so far out there. Every time I’ve heard it, I think of that old song, “Knock three times, on the window if you want me. Twice on the pipes, if the answer is no.” And then there is Fort Knox, and all of the jokes that will be associated with that name.

Is anyone else over the outrageously absurd celebrity baby names? And don’t even get me started on Honor and Sunday Rose!

Yum, yum….Chris Noth! May 28, 2008

Ok, so I know he’s older than my father. And he’s not hot in a Brad Pitt kind of way. He doesn’t have six pack abs that he shows off on Caribbean beaches. But there is something so damn sexy about Chris Noth.

He’s got that certain air of sophistocation about him. Some kind of magnetism that commands attraction. That kind of elegant narcissism that makes you irresistibly attracted to someone who knows they are good looking.

I am a bit disappointed that he will actually have a name in the Sex and the City movie. John. He deserves a, pardon the pun, bigger name than that. A name that commands as much attention as his physical presence does.

Oh well…I’ll totally get over it. I am so thrilled to see him on the big screen!